Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Sage Advice

So there I am speeding down the 5....lalala...someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye. 'Til then baby are you gonna let 'em hold you down and make you cry? Don't you know things can change? Things'll go your way if you ho-o-o-o-o-old on for one more day; things'll go your wa-a-a-a-y.....Tell it to me Wilson Phillips. Tell it to me.

Sweet Creamy Goodness

Dear El Pollo Loco Macaroni and Cheese,

I will never stop loving you. You are there for me when my day has sucked more than a six-pack of harlots. You never change, even when everyone else is ordering the steamed vegetables instead of you. You wait patiently for me to come and retrieve your cheesy bucket of pleasure.

Much Love,

Dear Vending Machine From Hell,

Curse you and your greedy nature! You owe me three dollars now.

No love,

Monday, August 23, 2004

Open Book

What is it about telling people my whole life story? Seriously. If you've got a sec, I'll start in with the stories. And we're not talking the "I grew up in Jersey" type of stories, we're talking the "and then I accidentally knocked her teeth out " or "so there we were carrying this piece of chicken around town" kinds of stories. The mindless ones. The ones that make no sense to anyone else but crack me up at the thought of telling them. Doubled over have to pee my pants stories. I told a few today. Did anybody want to hear them? I'm not sure actually. I told them anyway.

I'm quite broken up about missing the Tom Jones. I've got all these panties and no place to toss 'em. Perhaps I'll take to tossing them at T$ whenever she enters the living room. She's napping right now. Maybe I'll hit her with a pair as soon as she gets up. That'll teach her to go anywhere without me.

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Sour Apple Martinis are good

Wasted. All good. T money is out....um.....for no reason. I had a drink or two. Geez. Life isd good. Love to you all.

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Ooh Aah Shoot that Boot

I'm soooooo excited! Next weekend, I'm flying to my ol' alma mater to attend an alumni weekend and awards ceremony for the sports team I was a part of in college. We went to Nationals in 1994, so the whole gang (chitlins and all) is getting together to toss a few back and take the field one more time. Curse you health insurance! I hope I don't break anything.....
Added bonus: the 1994 men's team will be in attendance as well. Hmmmm....I certainly hope all of my old boyfriends aren't married. I heart weekend getaways!

Monday, August 16, 2004

My Whole Body Aches

Neck stiff. Knees scraped. Feet blistered.

Boy, was it a great weekend!

BTW - T$ was one of the people in the king-sized bed. Don't let her tell you otherwise.......

Sunday, August 08, 2004


I just finished typing this long-ass post, but then lost it. Stupid. Here's the re-cap (sans all the details):

1. Production is not for the weak.
2. Me + 22 cast and crew boys holed up in a cabin in Oregon is not as much fun as it may sound.
3. I did exit the hot tub as soon as the suits started coming off.
5. Hot date with my bedroom today.

There it is in a nutshell. Next time - more details......

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